Radiohead
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[edit] yyyhngbgyhntthy xgdf**introduction
>we are phil selway
>thom yorke and colin greenwood
we are in a band
>then theres ed and theres jon: jon is colins brother now
we are in a band
..!!in the nineties we was cool but then we ripped off Aphex Twin!!
>in the deep deep sssleep of the self-assured
we are in a band
>in a weird screwed up song
we're amazed that we survived
our hubris saved our lives
[edit] 7yuc zhd2**early years///1986
please could you stop the noise im tryin to teach a CLASS? we formed our band inside our highschoolmusic room huh dont stare!! when we were kids they called us gits and kicked our balls they took our lunch money and gave us quite a fall huh dont stare!! nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnature made us look pretty ugly b a ld i n g w h i n y s q u i n t y l i t t l e f a i r i e s “you dont remember “why dont you remember our names?
- ]!!warning!! song is too long truncating for radio edit**
[edit] dxoigmn**$$$$uccess////pablohoney1992////thebends1995.
fitter wealthier more productive comfortable not sucking so much regular play on the radio (3 times a day) getting on better with your hypocrite college contemporary audience at ease playing well (no more local bar concerts and no more name-calling) a better songwriter a nicer car (groupie smiling in back seat) touring lots (with REM) still paranoia careful to all producers (always following orders) keep in contact with old favourites (playing creep on command) will frequently check account at (moral) bank (tons of money) favours for favours fond but not in love charity for the cameras on fridays recording session (starting to compose with piano instead of guitar) get drunk (also on fridays) still afraid of cars and airplanes writing so ridiculously teenage and desperate writing so childish at a faster pace quicker and more complicated no chance of escape now self-employed concerned (but self-absorbed) an empowered & informed member of Oxfam (pragmatism and idealism!)*] etc, etc,
- ]syntax error
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[edit] OK Computer////1997??id6890
karma police arrest this band they ripped me off singing bout computers and bout crashing aeroplanes. karma police arrest this man his whiny singing is making me depressed &he just took our m0ney. tHis is what you get. tHis is what you get. tHis is what you get when you spend on us. karma police ive given all ican its not enough ive given all i can but theyre still milking b-sides. tHis is what you get. tHis is what you get. tHis is what you get when you spend on us. (phew for a minute there i had to ralph)
[edit] ocmcocmcocmk**kid a/amnesiac////2000+01
- sung to the tune of No Surprises
our hearts were full up like a landfill got bored with playing music. started playing noise. we were so tired and unhappy. tired of our old sound. we searched. searchedfornovelty. we found noisy synthesizers. a wonky beatbox.+ you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us yeah. silence! silence! heres a final song with final whacked out brass band you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us, yeah. such a shitty song and such a shitty album. you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us. you pretended that you liked us yeah
[edit] hail to the thief*52365435737474374374374733376437564375697569700
- sung to the tune of The Tourist
i guess we've seen the top and fallen. nowhere else to go. awesome, then we got too clever, our fanbase would know. sometimes I get over-smart, that's when you see red. they ask me where the hell i'm going?? i'm john cage the second hey man slowdown. idiots slow down.
[edit] 1% Rainb0wszz*544338745787878648647865453ta1ksinmaths153
RADIOHEAD HAVE MADE A RECORD.
SO FAR, IT IS NOT ANY GOOD.
- sung to the tune of High And Dry
Two discs in a set I bet you think that’s pretty clever don’t you boy We’re without a record label watching as our profits quickly drop You’d kill yourself to buy the discbox; you’d kill yourself to ever pay for that We broke another rule; We're turning into something that we fought So please pay high Don’t leave us dry The songs on here are less depressing, but that really isn’t saying much The album feels like broken pieces, the songs here simply do not measure up We’re the ones who'll rip you when we make you scrounge and pay the forty pounds We might as well just spit at you; you will be the one screaming out So please pay high Don’t leave us dry It’s the worst thing that we’ve ever done; the worst thing that we’ve ever, ever done It’s the worst thing that we’ve ever done; our good years really have since gone away
[edit] bsides>bsides>bsides>for_quite_some_time>bsides>bsides
*our @@BBB#&1&2&3&4 bsides
(come all you mindless [(rabid fans]])>>>
cOMe and__get it
we need soMe (MAJOR?) mo___?NIES NOW
Because We're Not
because were not signed to a label now
'cause we're waiting
'cause we're waiting
[edit] ggyf**discography
- ]failure (1993)
- ]failure (1995)
- ]failure (1997)
- Parachutes (2000)
- ]failure (2000)
- ]failure (2001)
- ]failure (2003)
- ]syntax error (2007)
[edit] see also*grr.arg.
- Radiohead (movie)
- Radiohead II
- Radiohead III
- Radiohead IV
- Pitchfork media
- Thom Yorke
- Jonny Greenwood
- Phil Selway
- Ed O'Brien
- Commonly Misunderstood Radiohead Lyrics
- Untunes:Creep
- John Cage
Barmy British Stuff 
