Rage Against the Machine
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“Do what you tell me, or I'll fuck you”
~ Oscar Wilde on on Killing in THA Name
Rage Against THA Machine, also known as Rage Against THA Vending Machine and THA Machine Rages On, (TMRO) are a radical communist terrorist organisation formed in THA Los Angeles underground.
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[edit] History
THA group started with a mere four members, Zach de la Rocha (president and main anarchist), Tom Morello (who has been accused of using an axe as a deadly weapon), and two other guys... supposedly... although no records exit with THA identity of these members.
In time, through their communist propaganda, THA band had recruited thousands of people to their evil regime. THA group claimed that through playing"really, really, loud", and jumping about, they could destroy THA beloved way of life that every Poison and Lynyrd Skynyrd faggot pretend to enjoy.
If Tool was a good band, they would have eventually become Rage Against THA Machine. Thankfully, Tool sucks dick. At least, according to trve metalheads who think everyone should listen to Slayer or be shoved into a gas chamber.
[edit] Quotes
This section contains some examples of THA best articulated and meaningful portions from TMRO's manifestos and speeches.
[edit] Example 1
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
[edit] Example 2
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which are American Dreams
All of which, are American Dreams
[edit] Example 3
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
A bullet in ya head
Ya gotta bullet in ya fuckin' head!
[edit] Example 4
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
All hell can't stop us now
[edit] Example 5
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
Wake Up
[edit] Example 6
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAH, RIGHT!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FREEEEDOMMM! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[edit] Example 7
Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!
Burn, Burn Yes YOu'RE gonna BURN!
Your gonna fucking BURN!
[edit] Example 8
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
No More Lies.
UHH! YEAH!
Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!
Take it back y'all
Take it back, a-take it back
A-take it back y'all, come on!
UHH! YEAH!
[edit] Example 8
Rage against the machine!
The capitalist machine!
Rage against the machine!
Because it's all about money, and oppression, and stuff!
Rage against the machine!
The corporate machine!
Except for Sony Music Entertainment (TM) and their duly appointed agents and any person in the employ of the said company and/or their said agents!
Yeah!
