Ralph Womack
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Ralph Womack (Russian:Рельс Могила) (April 28, 1870-Present), is a Russian Nationalist. He is a former Bolshevik Party member and one of the founders of The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party (G.S.H.N.P.)
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[edit] Early life
Born in Kamyshin, Russian Empire, Ralph Womack was the son of Aleksei and Eva Womack. His father was a Russian factory worker, his mother a plain and simple housewife. There is very little information regarding Womack's early life, all that can be established is that his mother died in 1901 and that he joined the Bolshevik Party in 1904.
[edit] The 1905 Revolution
Ralph was involved in the Revolution attempt of 1905, he and group of armed workers made their way through the streets of Petrograd, Killing many soldiers of the Tsarist army. Many of the workers were eventually killed by the army or arrested, Ralph was also arrested and sent to Chetverg Prison. It is during his time here that he and a group of fellow Bolsheviks established the G.S.H.N.P. within the Bolshevik Party.
(For more information on the origin of the G.S.H.N.P. see: The Global Soviet Hardliner Nationalist Party) Ralph and the other Bolsheviks whom founded the G.S.H.N.P. managed to escape from Chetverg in 1908.
[edit] Life: Post Chetverg
[edit] Outbreak of WW1-Fleeing to San Salvacion
Following the outbreak of WW1, Womack fled to the Nation of San Salvacion to avoid being conscripted into the army.
[edit] Time in San Salvacion (1914-1917)
During his time in hiding in San Salvacion, Ralph took the alias of Eddie Barzoon, moved into the town of Lügen, and opened his own bookstore called "Barzoon's Books". He became a much loved and greatly respected member of Lügen's community, however in 1917, after receiving a telegram from his close friend and fellow G.S.H.N.P. member Rhys Gragoranovich Calder, Ralph returned to Russia in order to take part in the Russian Revolution.
[edit] The Russian Revolution (1917)
Ralph worked alongside Leon Trotsky[1] during the planning of the revolution, he played a key role over the course of the planning of the affair, yet very few history books will bother to note this as Trotsky took all of the credit (the bastard)
[edit] NKVD/KGB career
Following the Russian Revolution, Ralph joined the NKVD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NKVD
[edit] Guard at Ipatiev House
Afte Tsar Nicholas II and his family were arrested and taken to Ipatiev House following the Russian Revolution, Ralph was ordered to serve as a guard on the premises. This duty came to an end on July 17, 1918, when Nicholas and his family were executed.
[edit] The Great Patriotic War (1942-1945)
Ralph took part in a large number of NKVD operations over the course of The Great Patriotic War [2]
[edit] Advisor in Vietnam (1959-April 30, 1975)
(By this time the NKVD had become the KGB)
Ralph was ordered to go to Vietnam to act as a strategic/Military advisor to the USSR's allies in the country, he remained in Vietnam until the end of the Vietnam War.
[edit] Life: Post the collapse of the Soviet Union
Ralph is now a Philip Henry Youth (P.H.Y) corps leader
[edit] Alleged connection to organized crime
The FBI stated that they believe that Ralph's group has very close ties with Don Vincent Brassi , leader of the Brassi Crime Family.
