Randy Quaid

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Randy Quaid.

Randy Martin Quaid (1950 - 1996) was an acclaimed American actor and cultural figure.

Quaid was born outside of East St. Louis. Early in the 1970s, Quaid took a massive dose of LSD and was inspired to write the National Lampoon's Vacation series. Unfortunately for Quaid, he wasn't very good when it came time to get lots of money for his idea, so all he recieved for the movies was $19.95

Quaid did get a starring role in several Vacation movies playing himself. During this time, he was abducted by aliens. In 1996, after the Aliens wiped out most of the world, Quaid flew his plane into the way of a death laser, therefore saving the world from Scientology for several years.

Quaid lives on due to technology which created a CPU Randy Quaid.