Raufarhöfn

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Raufarhöfn is a small city which is regarded by all to be The shittiest place in Iceland.

Infamous poems known to many have been written about it:

Þú ert rassgat Raufarhöfn
rotni, fúli drullupollur.
Andskotinn á engin nöfn
yfir mörg þín forarsöfn.
Þú er versta víti jöfn
viðmótið er kuldahrollur.
Þó Raufarhöfn eigi engan andlegan auð
Og enginn sé fegurðarstaður.
Að lasta þitt eigið lifibrauð
Er ljótt af þér aðkomumaður.


Ég vinn fyrir matnum á mannlegan hátt
muni því greiða hann að fullu.
Ég get ekki lofað þann guðlega mátt
Sem gerir mann löðrandi drullu.


rough (and very literal)translation:

"You are an asshole Raufarhöfn
you rotten, foul puddle of mud
The Devil has no names
for your many layers of filth
you are equal to the worst of hells
your attitude is of shivering cold"

another version:

Farðu í rassgat Raufarhöfn,
Rotni, fúli, drullupollur.
Andskotinn á engin nöfn,
Yfir öll þín forarsöfn,
Farðu í rassgat raufarhöfn

Rough translation:

Go to an arsehole ("fuck you") Raufarhöfn
you rotten, foul, puddle of mud
The Devil has no names
for your many layers of filth
Go to an arsehole ("fuck you") Raufarhöfn
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