Red Scare
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This page has been approved by the United States Government as being Communism-free, despite the excessive redness of the flag. Scary.
- ANNOUNCEMENT: The contents of this page have been removed, because the author of this page may have consorted with members of the Communist party during his college years. Thank you for your patience while we are looking into this matter.
- If you know anything about the Communist affiliation of the previous editor of this article, please call the CIA and turn yourself in immediately. Thank you for keeping America 100% Communism-free..and remember, better dead in the bed than red on the head.
