Red States
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A historical region of Jesus Land. Located in the southern part of the country, the Red States were the States that cast their electoral votes for the Republicanos in the great war. While not a direct association or confederation, they vote as a block to get key legislation passed in the Congress.
In the days of yore, the vast number of red states and geographic dispersity was outweighed by the population density of the olde Blue States. Red Statesians are very proud of their southern heritage, and are characterize by the ability to talk out of both sides of their mouth. Their ideas often conflict with their actions. Additionally, Red Staters often hate minorities and love Rush Limbaugh.
Red Statesians are notably obsessed with conspiracy theories about the "unprovable theories" about evolution, global warming and whether or not being Gay is allowed by the Holy Shit Rags. They want abortion doctors executed for killing the "unborn", since the death penalty is a Red state tradition on "getting tough on crime" but never want the 2nd amendment of the constitution repealed. Not really college-educated, but church indoctrinated, they fear that president Barak Obama is the third antichrist and the New World Order runs everything.
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[edit] See Also
- Daughters_of_the_American_Red_States
- Rednecks
- Republicans
- who support them
- ...and by order of the supreme court of 2000, Florida
- Fucktards
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