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Unfortunately, reddit is in read-only mode due to technical difficulties. This is probably because the webmasters are currently stoned.
Reddit is a site where anyone can (re)post links to things they find on the internet, and then refresh every five seconds in anticipation that their link will quickly become popular, only to get disappointed as their post didn't match up with the hivemind's unwritten moral code. Most content that hasn't been reposted to oblivion probably waits in squalor, only to be reposted several months later by another user to thousands of upvotes. Users that post original content are extremely rare on Reddit, and claimed sightings of OC are usually just stolen from 4chan. Reddit could be considered derivative of Digg, if not for the fact that Digg is basically the MySpace of social news site, and no one gives two fucks about MySpace. Do note that having any radical belief that the hivemind disagrees with (e.g "fapping to pics of molested nine year old girls isn't a violation of the first amendment and is in fact a horrible crime? You freedom hating Republican!") will result in the swift removal of your cherished internet points. >>read more
It's not like you have a choice...
A picture of a cat. The sound you just heard was thousands of redditors creaming their pants at warp speed.
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An important event happened in American politics today, let's have an unbiased, thought provoking discussion on the state of America JUST KIDDING! DOWN WITH THE FASCIST REGIME!
Submitted 1 hour ago by ahumbleprole to Politics
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Meanwhile in Llanfair… or however they say it - r/woosh
Submitted 1 hour ago by We were just wrestling! to Pics
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I lost 100 pounds!! :) My only motivation for doing so was having the opportunity to post about it on Reddit, because I knew it was guaranteed frontpage material
Submitted 30 mins ago by xXxfloridahottiexXx to weightloss
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Check out this girl I totally banged and am not really just stalking
Submitted 12 years ago by ViolentAcrez to Jailbait
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Look at this picture of a cat that I stole from my neighbors! He's so cute when he's not trying to claw at my face!
Submitted 45 mins ago by TheHymenDestroyer to aww
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IAmA famous movie star here to shill out my newest movie to appear relevant with the newest generation of money bags. AMA except about my several illicit affairs.
Submitted 6 hours ago by you_give_me_a_woody to IAMA
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HEY LOOK AT ME HARASSING A CHRISTIAN ON FACEBOOK WITH MY CLEVER JOKES! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT DOING ANYTHING TO DAMAGE THE REPUTATION OF ATHEISTS ONLINE!
Submitted 12 mins ago by Carl Sagan Jr. to Atheism
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America warns allies that Wikileaks is making them look like gun-toting idiots intent on world domination
Submitted 12 mins ago by Captain Obvious to worldnews
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So Reddit, what type of system do you use for playing vidyagames? Hopefully not consoles you filthy degenerate peasant fuck.
Submitted 1 year ago by GloriousPCGamingMasterRace to Gaming
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I mentioned Ron Paul in a conversation today. What other things have you done to inspire the future?
Submitted 40 mins ago by الله‎ to circlejerk