Religious Fundamentalism

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Easily the most feared thing on the face of this Earth, Religious Fundamentalism is usually a fatal attack by a bunch of Nuns on a bus with rulers. Avoid at all costs, unless you desire your head to asplode and death to ensue. They are normally called "Fundies" by their lovers. Of course, they don't have any lovers, because they're religious fundamentalists, thus, not allowed to have a lover. So, I guess nobody calls them fundies?

It is believes that the practice of nuns beating you with rulers began with the 500 Foot Jesus desiring an army, but these are nothing but rumors, to be ignored. There used to be more in this article, but those damned Fundies chopped it off and beat it to death with their rulers and bus-fulls of Nuns.