Rescue Rangers

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Small group of hungry etheopians lead by a minature golf expert, Dale Earnheart IIII (1196 A.D. - 865 B.C.) who's escapades lead to the destruction of Sigma Nine in the Pr0n Galaxy.

The Rescue Rangers are best known for their involvment in one of the death's of the future president of the earth, Rasputin. A long and involved, suffice it to say, in the end, everyone had had quite enough Alicia Keys singing voice.

Without the Resuce Rangers, we would not have chocolate pudding or genocide. Both of which are delicious.