Retard

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A Retard is a person with slowed mental or physical development. Some are funny, others not so funny.

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Retardism (Retardation) used to be celebrated, since it's fucking hillarious. Another benifit of being "special" is the ablility to fit in with membership of any other ethnic minority group. Retards aka Americans. Local communities used to try to find their most disadvantaged member, the champion was a black, lesbian, paraplegic, Muslim nun, that had AIDS, and was mentally retarded.

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Festivals of retardism also included games, in one the handicapped were given weapons and told there would be cake for whoever survived. Obviously there was never actually any cake, but the winner did get a healthy dose of morphine. Fun was had by all, except those Fucking Liberal political correctness

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But then, political correctness struck and now praising someone for simply surviving, while retarded, is no longer acceptable. What is the nun supposed do now? She only infected herself with AIDS so she could beat the blind, autistic, Afghan paedophile prostitute with leprosy. It really explains our utter lack of heroism as a society. Heroism is praising that which does badly, really well.like that black bitch mitch

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“This is an expression of the increasing sentimentality of the second half of the twentieth century, in which terms that had acquired negative associations were replaced by euphemisms.”

~ Science on Being retarded

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retards are stupid esstupido poopy mike scheller is a retard?... point is, he/she is retarded. I don't consider it an offensive word, some do, and that's THEIR problem, not mine... but in this world, they feel that they CAN make it my problem by either attempting to correct me with a more political term... fucking retards, I fucking hate them, beautiful dribbling little head bangers. All they do is shit and cry. They don't even know what retard means.

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No one wants to insult the retarded younger brother and his moronic ways (thats for his friends), well actually they do, in fact they are nuts with having to control their tongues all the time.

“Wait, retards are real OMG!? I thought that was a myth, like unicorns, or midgets. Those are real too? Shit....”

~ Oscar Wilde on Retards

On the 30th of February 1674, the Fox Broadcasting Company banned the use of the word "Retard" on their network, effectively eliminating most of Family Guys material and reducing the average runtime of each show to 3 minutes 14 seconds.

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There is a sacred text known as the Guiness Book of Retards, which contains the uncomparable wisdom uttered by retards through the ages:

“Not only will you get 40 virgins, they stay virgins after you sleep with them.”

~ Some nameless extremist leader

“Yep, I'm retarded. So you wanna do it after school?”

~ A retard

“Did ya see this, did ya hear about this?”

~ Jay Leno on Retards

“Vous etes en retard!”

~ French for 'you are a retard'