Revenge of the Nerds

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Revenge of the Nerds is a documentary about how much it sucks to be mentally gifted yet physically lacking. The general plotline is a sober one, and it ends with the main character realizing the futility of his existence as a nerd and, with his last action as a person with an above-average IQ, performs a lobotomy on himself. Thus disabled, he takes up bodybuilding, develops many shallow and empty friendships and has a lot of sex, therefore becoming much happier.

Although generally regarded as the best movie ever made by film critics, nobody ever saw it because who would want to see a movie about a nerd? Except maybe Steve Carell, he's almost funny.

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