Revolver

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Revolver
Revolver.jpg
Album by The Beatles
Released August 5, 1966
Recorded May 18 - June 2, 1966
Genre Psychedelia
rock
Length 35:01
Record label Parlophone
Producers Phil Spector
Professional reviews
Oscar Wilde review 5/5 - A triumph! Simply stunning! And that's just the cover art!
The Rolling Stones review 3/5 - Average, but slightly better than their previous work. Very hard to listen to without drugs, though.
Jesus review 0/5 - I'm still bigger than them!
Beatle Albums
A Collection of Beatles Mouldies
(1965)
Revolver
(1966)
Sgt. Lt. Pepper's Only Lonely Hearts Club Bandana
(1966)


“What's with the silly drawings? My covers DO NOT have SILLY DRAWINGS!!!”

~ Phil Spector on Revolver

“The irony of it is, I was killed with a Revolver.”

~ John Lennon on Revolver

“Oh yeah? Well, I was killed with a car.”

~ Paul McCartney on Death

“No he wasn't. He was killed with Phil Spector's bare hands.”

~ CIA on Paul McCartney

“Is Paul McCartney even dead?”

~ Captain Obvious on Death

Revolver may be The Beatles' seventh album, released on August 5, 1966. The album showcased a number of new stylistic developments which would become more pronounced on later albums, such as trippy drug references and more pronounced sexual metaphors. It was originally entitled Bigger than Jesus, but later changed since this fact is implicitely well known.

The most astonishing characteristic of this album was the methods used to produce its music. All songs, most prominently the psychodelic, acidic, anti-Catholic, suicidal, Eastern, controversial "Here, There and Everywhere" (whose hideous name had to be changed, as shown below), were created after one entire week's worth of experimenting with depressing drugs, hallucinogens, gold-colour paint spray, three-months-old bean burritos, insecticide, and pretty much everything else that is too disgusting to have inside one's place of residence.

The Biddles (this is the standard pronunciation of the band's name in non-First World countries) have given future musicians a great advice: get yourself stoned to near unconsciousness in order to create revolutionary, amazingly popular music.

Unfortunately, no one has followed their advice. Screw them.

Track listing[edit]

  • All tracks are credited to Lemon-McCartney, except where noted.

Side one[edit]

  1. "Ultra LaxMan(Constipation Domination)" (Harrison) – 2:39
  2. "Eleanor Rugby" – 2:39
  3. "I'm Only In A Coma" – 2:39
  4. "Love Some Poo" (Harrison) – 2:39
  5. "Not Here, Not There and Nowhere" – 2:39
  6. "Yellow Tambourine" – 2:39
  7. "She Said 'See Shed'(Your Girls A Snake)" – 6:66

Side two[edit]

  1. "Good Day Palestine"– 2:39
  2. "And Your Bird Can Fling(Poo At My Windshield)" – 2:39
  3. "For A Bum" – 2:39
  4. "Doctor Robot" – 2:39
  5. "I Want To Smell You" (Harrison) – 2:39
  6. "Got to Stop Calling You A Dyke" – 2:39
  7. "Tomorrow Always Blows" – 2:39
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