Rex Raptor

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“Uh-huh-huh, my dragon's stoned.”

~ Rex Raptor on Red-Eyes Black Dragon

“Uh-huh-huh, you said 'region'.”

~ Rex Raptor on Region

Rex Rator is the brown-haired one from the hit show Beavis and Butthead. His real name is Dinosaur Ryuzaki which is Japanese for "I have a dinosaur fetish".

Rex's claim to fame was a starring role in the Card Playing Show Yu-Gi-Oh in which he played all of the male characters (excluding Bakura), and some of the females. However in order to do this, he had to spend all of the money he made from Beavis and Butthead on small pieces of cards with writing on them that can cost up to $1000 each. Luckily 4Kids stole the rest of the money he had left over, therby forcing him to become a crack whore.

He got a lucky break when the Winner of the Internet LittleKuriboh gave him a new role in his spin-off series Yu-Gi-Oh 2: This time, without the Gay. Rex then became the most popular character (he only had to play himself this time as the other characters were played by Kuriboh himself).