Reykjavik
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Reykjavik (commonly known as "Bjánaborg") is the capital of Iceland. Its freezing cold and it's special but what the hell would I know? I've never been there. Considering the country its in, with it being so cold, and its geographical location, its surprising theres even a capital at all, or people for that matter.
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[edit] History
Reykjavik was established by a traveller who went by the name of Halle Berry, she was just an ordinary woman, who was looking for fish for her family. For no reason at all she thought "Maybe I'll create the capital!", so she did. She was beautiful... but the bitch got wasted by an axe murderer.
[edit] Population
The population of Reykjavik started off with just about a dozen or so, as time went by the icelanders began breeding like rabbits creating tons more little eskimos. Presently, in 2008, the population is said to now stand at 388. Lazy Town (also known as Akureyri) is Iceland's largest city, the population is 442 and counting.
[edit] Climate
The weather in Reykjavik is quite often cold, due to how far north it is located. About 264 days a year people have to deal with snow, blizzards, not to mention the odd volcano eruption. Due to this, tourists who are looking for a bikini holiday, you certainly won't find it here.
[edit] Geography & Wildlife
Reykjavik is located in south-west Iceland not too far away from the sea. Most of the things you will see is pretty much just snow, ice, mountains and some grass. Apart from people, other local residents include whales, puffins, shit loads of fish and if you're lucky, a great auk (Icelandic: Geirfugl). There is only two penguins in Iceland and both in the capital, a giant overweight penguin is the co-emperor of Björk and his wife.
[edit] Culture
Considering Reykjavik is such a small place people here live life to full, their is a shopping plaza, nightclubs, taverns, a gay scene, a red light district and even a national arena!
[edit] Daily Life
The children of Reykjavik go to school, well you could call it a school but it is actually an igloo. The work industry mainly consists of fishing, building igloos, and sewing warm clothes. Traffic is calm here.. due to no cars, just husky dogs. Locals here are very friendly, crime rate is almost non existent.
[edit] Reyjavik Images
 Locals in the tavern |
 The bustling capital |
 The Reykjavik beach |
 The national arena |
