Riaton

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Riatón is the preferred weapon of charros, used to control the cattle. In jaripeo tournaments (what gringos call rodeo), contenders show off their dexterity catching cows, horses and ostrich.

For an adequate handling of riata, charro must be equipped with boots arse-high and back-pick hat. It's custom in Mexico to challenge foreigners to flower riata.