Ritual cannibalism

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Ritual Cannibalism is the practice of eating one's fellows in an attempt to convert the unbelievers to follow your particular culinary bent. A pervasive practitioner of this culinary oddity are a sect called the Christians. This sect, rather than deal with converting their places of worship into slaughterhouses, rely on transubstantiation. Using this method, the Christians turn routine everyday objects into the flesh and blood of their saviour, whom they promptly devour after a wait in a lengthy queue. To this sect, devouring their saviour is an act both of communal bonding and a means of striking fear in the unbelievers whom, it is supposed, should understand that any group capable of snacking on their own saviour could just as readily eat you as well, so watch out.