Road traitoring

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Road Traitoring has been found to be one of the most dangerous and fun way to make a car crash. First, the traitor tells the other driver a lie, and then, the third and the other driver get a car crash. It has been claimed to be murder, but the Amorally Altered Aeroplane, Airplane and Automobile Association claims it to be safe for all. Joke decrypters have claimed that "[this] is a tricky one".

Contents 1 History 2 Alternatives 2.1 Single-Driver 2.2 The Silent Approach 2.3 Crazed Idiot 3 What you can do

[edit] History

The trick had been first invented in 1983 by Henry Ford Jr. to boost sales on his automobile company. 157 attacked, nobody survived. Everyone had to buy a new car. His son, Henry Ford Jr. Jr. had also been using the trick, as for his bigger lifetime, 4024 attacked, nobody survived. Everybody had to buy a Mazda, making Ford's usage go down. For 4 years, the usage of road traitoring was 250% the original usage.

[edit] Alternatives

[edit] Single-Driver

One method of road traitoring contains just one driver and one car-free traitor. The traitor tells a lie, completely unrelated to reality, while the driver is at a deathpoint. A video about this on YouTube has been rated 5.44 and listed under humor. After that, the car drives into a hole or a river, catches fire and explodes for a reason.

[edit] The Silent Approach

The Silent Approach, also known as the "... *BOOM!*" has been first used in the 40s by Adolf Hitler, as seen on the image recolored image. It as been used in dozens of silent films including Automobiles, Karma and Driving to The Bad Place™.

[edit] Crazed Idiot

The crazed idiot method includes the traitor to run in front of a crashing plane and die. This will most certainly get the attention of many drivers, especially when the some, most or all are the "Idiots" friends or relatives. It had first been used by Jocelyn on an unknown island and a group of friends called "The Others" crashed into the ocean along with their cars being lost. Ever since then, they had their transportation of walking.

[edit] What you can do

If you are in a car, tell the driver that there's a spider on his shoulder.