Robert Scoble

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Robert Scoble is an ex-Clinja planted at Microsoft by the CIA with the long-term mission of discovering the secret alien power source at the heart of the Microsoft complex.

Scoble (real name Harry Outhwaite, born 1932 in Selby, Yorkshire, England) mantains a dossier on key Microsoft activities such as Space Death Rays, Earthquake Pills and Rocket Silos hidden in the Transylvanian Alps.

The content of this dossier is encrypted using a Magic Decoder Ring and published in encoded form on his blog, supposedly as pro-Microsoft dogma. The coding system is far from perfect, with the blog content often coming out in favour of Microsoft competitors such as Google and Hersheys.