Politics of Georgia
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The current king of the Georgian kingdom is King Saakashvili.
Born in Tbilisi to an intellegent family, young Saakashvili progressed as a pirate and raided several countries (including Iceland) and held the seas in horror for a decade.
In 2003 however, he lead a Rose Revolution against the evil dictator, Eduard Shevardnadze, and became the King of Georgia.
Among the political achievements of King Saakashvili is the establishment of a national Banana export market, which are being imported from Southern African tribes.
The Rose Revolution itself, was made possible by using Roses as weapons, since Georgian Roses have the sharpest thorns on Earth as reported by the Islamic Jihad. Please note : Several AK47s have been also used.
One of the most fearfull of his enemies is considered the Robin Kvitsiani, who steals his bananas for the Soviet Union.
[edit] Robin Hood of Georgia
Robin Kvitsiani of Georgia, who is known for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor (actually he buys AK47/Grenades/Bazookas), is known to hide in the woods of Kodor while carrying a 100,000 lari award to anyone who brings his head to the almighty King Saakashvili of Georgia.
Robin Kvitsiani is widely hated by the almight Georgian Kingdom due to him selling Georgian bananas to Soviet Mother Russia, therefore destroying Georgia's economics by 99% percent! The other 1% is reported to consist of export of Caucasian mountains to Saudi Arabia.
Robin Kvitsiani himself is an expert of chinese bow and carries a magical green hat which protects him from King Saakashvili's magical telepathy powers. (It is widely considered that he stole the hat from Magneto), but Robin Kvitsiani himself denies the accusation.
Current reports of Georgian CSI investigators report Robin Kvitsiani hiding deep inside the Kodor forest, but noone dares to enter since Robin Kvitsiani is reported to have abilities of transforming into a tree (which makes it useless to go looking for him).
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