RoboHeaven

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Those who do not believe cannot pass The Great Firewall into RoboHeaven, and are forced to dwell in the land of the Pop-Ups for all eternity.

Perhaps the best way to describe RoboHeaven is to use an example: all your dreams come true and whatever you desire is there, as long as you were one of the previously mentioned Fathers or a devout follower.

In RoboHeaven everything is the way it should be. Video games and consoles are free with unlimited internet access and no cheaters. There are also many others up in RoboHeaven to make it great. People will kill one another to get into RoboHeaven as it is the place that all religions believe to be Paradise. However, to get by you must pass three tests and be judged by the Fathers before you may partake in the splendors of RoboHeaven.