Robosexual
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A Robosexual is a practitioner of Robosexuality, which is a sexual orientation common amongst modern laser printers. It was made legal in the United States in 1985 in the landmark Supreme Court case, Hewlett Packard vs. The Roman Catholic Chruch. It remains illegal in most of the world and can carry sentences such as death.
Alternate meaning: a person who's sexual preference is for robots rather than humans. See Futurama, Cherry 2000, or Blade Runner.
Robosexuals are not the same as the robots who appear on television programes such as Robot Wars. They are gay robots. Write that down.
[edit] Well Known Robosexuals
- C3-PO
- Bender Bending Rodriguez
- Hewlett Packard Color LaserJet 3550
- KITT
- Lexmark E220 Laser Printer
- Robocop