Rocks

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“Rocks Friends”

~ Ludo on Rocks

Rocks is an adjective indicating that something is good or 'cool', as the young folk say. The word comes from 'rock and roll', a form of music that involes large boulders.

The term indicates approval by comparison to rock music.

[edit] Examples

"When I warned them (the French Government) that Britain would fight on with jesus whatever they did, their generals told their Prime Minister and his divided Cabinet, 'In three weeks England will have her neck wrung like a chicken.' Some chicken! Some neck!" - Winston Churchill on Cheese eating surrender monkeys

"D00dz, what you just said f***ing r0xx0r5!" - Mark Twain

"Yeah, that was pretty sweet." - Oscar Wilde

rock can also mean...this is a rock[[Media:]]

[edit] Fun Facts

An immovable object normally found slightly to the right of a Hard Place, Rocks are the number one export of Rhode Island, the first president of Canada, and above all a tasty treat.
Rocks can often be found on the top of Political and Religious leaders necks.
Rocks can always beat scissors by virtue of smashifying. However, rocks can be beaten by paper by virtue of... wait... how the hell do they do it, and yes, Bush is a rock.
Thomas Edison invented the very first rock on May 6, 1890. Yet it was patented as brumbuck-o-phone.
You can get a GED by banging two rocks together.
Rocks, like chewing gum, take seven years to digest.
Ancient man once used rocks as tools, such as the awl, the hammer, and the sponge.
Rocks feel pain, some Jains believe.
You can also get rocks in your pants, a common side effect of Sexual Innuendo
Rocks make ideal throwing projectiles if no staplers, apples or ninja stars are at hand.

[edit] See also cocks

Rock
Van Halen, a rock group west of Arizona
Rocky Mountains, a rock group north of Arizona
Ducks is not rocks and rocks is not ducks
Rock candy is a type a of candy that is used by young mountain trolls on the other side of candyland. Beware its lumpy!
Rocks and toys are NOT a good combo for young children! It has been reported that a smallish child once ate a 184 pound rock when mistaking it for a toy!
Jimmy Scott, a crack head, true story