Rockstar Games

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Rockstar Games is currently known as Satan's Hand On Earth, or SHOE. As SHOE, Rockstar Games main job is to spread evil, villainy, and violence to the pure and virgin minds of kids, who are certainly not prone to violent or reckless tendencies naturally but become so after SHOE intoxicates their minds with its evil games.

SHOE's current logo.

Rockstar Titles[edit]

SHOE's current games are as follows:

Disambiguation[edit]

SHOE is not to be confused with the other Rockstar Games, creator of moral and kid-friendly video games like the franchise Grand Theft Auto, one of which is the religious title Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This Rockstar Games is referred to as Heaven On Earth, or HOE.