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Roden, capitol in the north of holland. Famous for it's world known "Bar Dancing Bolt". A place where all Dutchies go for a good cold Heineken beer. Roden's also known by the most horny bitches of the north: de matrassen van het noorden, as so called by citizen of Roden.

Rodermarkt is a week once in the year where all citizens of Roden go drink beer, cheat horses and drink lots of beer. You can also buy horses on the market or a goat, or one of the matrassen van het noorden, red. .

Most famous civilian of Roden is soccer player Robinho de marabuma de amstellino de sousa da silva. He got world fame for his world record of making the most own goals in a match.