Roger Corman

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“Who the fuck is Roger Corman”

~ literally everyone on Roger Corman

Roger Corman is a director........ fuck, I don't even know who he is, so how am I supposed to tell you, apparently according to basic knowledge, Roger Corman is a director and he directed stuff, look, he worked with Jack Nicholson apparently, then how the hell do we know him and his first movie was Highway Dragnet.

Career (Does it really matter)[edit]

he was a person who made the unreleased Fantastic Four movie which btw nobody watched because it was unreleased, he's also worked with Dennis Hopper, Sylvester Stallone and William Shatner but who the hell is he?

Crimes[edit]

he's also a drug addict, a sexual offender and most of all a terrorist.


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