Roger Rabbit
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Roger Rabbit (b. October 29 1919) was a cartoon character caught up in the murder of insane asylum resident, Marvin Acme in 1947.
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[edit] History
Created by Oscar Wilde in his story, Worryin' Warren, Roger began to provide fresh competition with Bugs Bunny, and was later caught up in the murder of Marvin Acme in 1947. Believed to be the murderer, Roger Rabbit spent three weeks hiding inside a paper-clip in order to escape the law, while getting help from Captain Obvious to find the true murderer and the person who framed him.
Charges were later dropped against Roger when it turned out that the murderer was in fact Judge Judy. As for the framing, that turned out to be Rogers' own fault. He had been shopping at Wal Mart at the time of the murder, and his cart crashed into a pile of picture-frames, thus Roger had framed himself.
[edit] Exile and return
After this event, Roger Rabbit went into hiding in Great Britain to escape the clutches of Bugs Bunny's henchmen. It is believed that Bugs, in his constant paranoia, felt that Roger was too much of a problem, and hired goons to make sure Roger Rabbit would never return to America.
But in early 1988, Roger requested political asylum from the Disneyland Confederation. The request was granted on June 22 of that year.
Roger Rabbit quickly gained power in Disneyland, and on January 26, 1994, was named Mayor of Toontown For Life. A statue and private roadway were erected in his honor. Many people attribute this rapid rise not to Roger, but to his wife, Jessica Rabbit. In fact, Jessica may have been the cause of many erections and rapid rises. While Jessica maintains that she's not bad, just drawn that way, it has long been rumored that she is willing to play pattycake with any man powerful enough to further her husband's career.
Roger Rabbit now serves on the Great Council of Disneyland. As a member of the Council, he enjoys the full protection of the Disneyland Defense Force to guard him from the minions of Bugs Bunny.
[edit] Personality
As well as being completely off the wall, Roger is described by most who met him as "warm and glowing", though this is due to a horrific nuclear explosion some years ago.
[edit] Sexuality
Though rabbits are well known for their sex-mad lusts, it turns out that Roger is in fact impotent, meaning that his wife Jessica Rabbit has taken to finding pleasure elsewhere, such as Germany. Recently, the lustful whore was spotted in the arms of Helloween guitarist Sascha Gerstner.
[edit] Filmography
- Epic Movie (2007) - Superman
- Borat (2005) - Borat
- Death Wish 4 (1992) - Michael Winner
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) - Himself
- Bloodbath in Cell Block 11 (1986) - Prison Guard #2
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1977) - Killer Tomato #4
- Buckets of Blood Pouring out of Peoples' Heads (1970) - John Wayne
- The Good, The Bad, and the Swansea (1968) - Sheriff Ely Bearpp
- Dr. Who and the Daleks (1966) - Dalek Lieutenant
- Attack of the Invasion of the Killer Flying Saucers (1952) - Lt. Zobb
- Dambusters (1940) - The Dam
- Flash Gordons' Trip to Mars (1939) - Dr. Zarkov
[edit] See also
- Roger
- Jessica Rabbit - His wife
