Romulus

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Romulus and his twin brother Rimulus were the founders of Ancient Rim.

Unlike Adam and Ave, however, they were both male, and therefore had to procreate by purely recreational means.

Romulus rimmed Rimulus, Rimulus reamed Romulus. Rimulus gave Romulus some rumpy-pumpy; Romulus gave Rimulus a romp with Pompey. Then they both crimped a pimp in Pompeii.

Legend has it that the twins were brought up by wolves, but there is no solid evidence that wolves even ate them in the first place.

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