|Number||3 and a bit|
|Kinkiness||moderate to high|
|Melting point||25 °C, or maybe 25 °F|
|Boiling point||A million °C, or maybe A million °F|
|Specific Gravity||Higly attractive|
|Appearance||6'2", 85lbs, with chestnut waves of hair and a chin you could cut rocks on.|
Rubioium is the dopest element in the idiotic table.
If you get some Rubioium and rub it all over yourself, you both start glowing. Then Barry White music starts playing, and the lights go dim.
Rubioium is a Leo.
Important update: Rubioium no longer smells like cigarettes.