Ruby Tuesday
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| Order: | 4th President | |
| Vice President: | None | |
| Term of office: | 1856BC – 1664BC | |
| Preceded by: | Billie Jean | |
| Succeeded by: | Escape Key | |
| Date of birth: | 1888BC, 1839BC | |
| Place of birth: | Chernobyl, Ukraine | |
| Date of death: | 1599BC | |
| Place of death: | Key West, Florida | |
| First Lady: | Billie Jean, Boris Karloff | |
| Political party: | Predacon Party | |
Ruby Tuesday (full name: Rubella Anaesthema Ku-Pang Mumbambu Tueday-Tuesday IX) was a psychotic warlord from the nether reaches of the human mind.
She is sometimes known as Ruby on Rails for her extensive knowledge of railroad trivia.
She was born at some point. She is one of the few people in the world that were one (or both) of their own parents.
At the age of 13 she conquered the small town of Asia and a week later the continent of the same name.
At the age of 19 she met United States President Billie Jean, and publicly admitted to being her lover. When Billie Jean died of Melancholy, Tuesday assumed the presidency, becoming the fourth, and the additional (and accurate) title of Emporer of Everything Beginning with "A".
Her resignation as the US. President inspired the Rolling Stones song, which, in turn, inspired that one restaurant that's a ripoff of TGI Friday's.
10 years before her death (49 years before her death) she met Boris Karloff, they married and traveled back in time so that she could give birth to herself.
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday. Goodbye.
| Preceded by: Billie Jean | President of the United States 1856-1664 BC | Succeeded by: Escape Key |
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1st Eris Discordia → George Washington Carver → Billie Jean → Ruby Tuesday → Escape Key → Spark Notes → Jayson Blair → Garfield → Elvis Presley → 10th Thomas Jefferson → Michael Jordan → Ronald McDonald → Doris Day → Ayn Rand → Kermit the Frog → Teddy Ruxpin → Aretha Franklin → King Kong → Barbie → 20th Escape Key (2) → Fillard Millmore → Grover Cleveland → Harper Lee → Grover Cleveland (2) → Beetle Bailey → Grover Cleveland (3) → Abraham Lincoln → Chevy Trailblazer → Elton John → 30th The Unknown Bassist → Satan → Nicole Ritchie → Billy Ocean → Calvin Coolidge → Tom Cruise → Charles Nelson Reilly → Bill Clinton → George W. Bush → 40th Dick Cheney → Saddam Hussein → Ashlee Simpson → Emmanuel Lewis → Calvin Klein → John Kerry → Lyndon Baines Johnson → Jerry Seinfeld → Oprah Harpo 5932 → Bill Clinton v 2.0 → 50th Zsa Zsa Gabor → Madonna → Me → Your mom → Jesus H. Christ → Teeth → 56th Bob |
