Rufus

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Rufus is one of the 12 2/3 apostles. He wrote 2 books of the Bible which were left out due to Blasphemy. They were The Book of Rufus and The Letter to Paul Telling him to stop writing letters. Quote from The Letter to Paul Telling him to stop writing letters: "Seriously Paul, Read the New Testament sometime, dude,at least 15 of the books in there are the exact same letter forwarded to 15 different large cities by you, and they won't even put in my one Book of Rufus. Rick James is a Bitch."Chapter 3 Verse 23and 24. Two years after the Crusifixtion Rufus was stoned(in more ways than one) before he could finish his third book God ...For Dummies. He was able to come back to Earth to do a film called Dogma were he played himself.