Rwanda
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[edit] Famous Rwandans
Oscar Wilde - president of Rwanda 1969 - 1972
George W. Bush - Owner of a bar in Gisenyi
iPod - There are at least three in Rwanda
Santa Claus - Sang a song for mr. president Paul Kagame in 1998 and married the pope in 2003, after having eighty children with him.
Harry Potter - was born in Rwanda in 1982.
Megatron - mythical founder of Rwanda. Also caused the Rwandan genocide when his decepticon army were challenged in a drinking contest by some Tutsi's and subsequently lost, in their drunken rage they killed about 500,000 Tutsi. Megatron got upset, and led the Tutsi into a magical fairy land, known as Tanzania.
Ethan Damitz a major bad ass was born here in 1990 and now rules the world
Rwandarulz- Extremely famous youtuber who posts highly educational videos and rare footage of musicians. Videos include "Stinky Beavers" by Metallica and "Book of Mormon Stories" by Avenged Sevenfold.
[edit] See Also
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | |
| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |