Rwanda

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[edit] Famous Rwandans

Oscar Wilde - president of Rwanda 1969 - 1972

George W. Bush - Owner of a bar in Gisenyi

iPod - There are at least three in Rwanda

Santa Claus - Sang a song for mr. president Paul Kagame in 1998 and married the pope in 2003, after having eighty children with him.

Harry Potter - was born in Rwanda in 1982.

Megatron - mythical founder of Rwanda. Also caused the Rwandan genocide when his decepticon army were challenged in a drinking contest by some Tutsi's and subsequently lost, in their drunken rage they killed about 500,000 Tutsi. Megatron got upset, and led the Tutsi into a magical fairy land, known as Tanzania.

Ethan Damitz a major bad ass was born here in 1990 and now rules the world

Rwandarulz- Extremely famous youtuber who posts highly educational videos and rare footage of musicians. Videos include "Stinky Beavers" by Metallica and "Book of Mormon Stories" by Avenged Sevenfold.

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