SUN Microsystems

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Sun Microsystems is the world-leading Java developer, operated by CEO Juan Valdez, Jose Jimenez and ex-Idol Mario Vasquez since teatime.

[edit] Staff

The Sun staff is mainly composed of monkeys.

Among them is the well-known Gniiik, the leader of the Java developer Wiiiz, who developed a powerful TurboCombustionPlanet/IntersideralProtoplast stack. (aka TCP/IP).

[edit] History

• In the beginning was the Java, and the Java was with Sun, and the Java was Sun.
• The same was in the beginning with Sun.
• All bugs were made by him; and without him was not any bug made that was made.
• In him was system crash; and the system crash was the light of programmers.
• And the system crasheth in safe-mode; and the safe-mode comprehended it not.
• There was a man sent from Sun, whose name was Gniiik.
• The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Java, that all men through him might code.
• He was not the Java, but was sent to bear witness of the Java.
• That was the true Java, which crashed every system that cometh into the world.

Bob, 1-1 to 1-9

[edit] Rumours

It is said that Sun is a branch of Oedipus Complex, Inc. created to build Oprah Winfrey's clone army, but it is total ¨*%/+.+%°983/%¨^5µ¬ƒå‘ÌÛ : Sun's goal is to take over the world through Java.