Sabrina Lloyd
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“I saw this Pixie once, and it pooed on me!.”
~ Jack Off on Pixies
“All must protect this Pixie!.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pixies
“I thought there was going to be Pie here!.”
~ Black Francis on Pixies
“Why are you always talking about Pie?.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Black Francis
Sabrina Lloyd is the Alter-Ego of Wade Wells the Queen Pixie
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[edit] Biography
Sabrina Lloyd was born on November 20th, 1970 in Fairfax, Virginia. Although she was really born before that since as she is the Queen Pixies she has been around a lot longer and infact may have created the universe with Pixie Dust
When blending in with society she goes by the name Sabrina Lloyd even though she is really called Wade Wells
Wade Wells is well known because she was a character on the Television show Sliders. Most of the Sliders fan base however never new that she was a Pixie. If you watch the television show you will noticed many different things about Wades personality and mannerisms that show she is infact a pixie, such as the fact that she is easily excitable, she is cute, she is small, she has big brown eyes, she wears shiny pixie clothes etc.
[edit] Pixie Protectors
Her Pixie Protectors are Mr. Cheese, Token Black Guy and Pure English, all of these people can be seen in the first three series of Sliders, but don't watch the last 2, they are crap. The reason they aren't as good is because Wade went away to spread Pixie Magic around the world and took Pure English as her protector for this mission because she wanted to keep it quiet and though three Pixie Protectors would cause to much of a fuss.
[edit] Powers
Wade has more powers than any of the other Pixies, and has more Pixie Magic and Pixie dust than any other Pixie. She uses this extra magic to play hilarious pranks, spread Pixie joy and to shield all of Pixie kind from the evil Lepricons.
[edit] Things Pixies find Funny
- Pranks
- The Idea that Professional Womens Basketball is supposed to be taken seriously
- Jimmy Carrs Hair Cut
- Irregular Webcomic
- Emo's and Chavs Fighting each other
- King Leonidas
[edit] Things Pixies Don't Like
- Cages because they are so damn Scary
- Banana Skins because anything that is bigger than some of them is annoying
- Snakes
- Flying in Planes because other things that fly make them uncomfortable
- Leprechauns
- Being locked in a cage on a flying plane whilst Leprechauns and Snakes are running amok
[edit] David Peckinpah
There is only one thing that Pixies hate more than Leprechauns and that is David Peckinpah, he is the stupid moron who tried to kill the Queen Pixie Wade, all must hate him. He is also in allegiance with the evil silicon-based lifeform Kari Wuhrer who has a plot to steal Mr. Cheese from Wade. Seeing as Kari's breasts are even more artificial than her intelligence, the overlord David Peckinpah decided to add her to his team of unstoppable morons and the two of them together ultimately convinced Queen Pixie Wade to leave the world of sliding and settle down into a steady producing job in New York.
