Salcininkai

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The city of Salcininkai, long a popular tourist resort, is known as the "Lithuanian Venice" as much of the streets are made up of stored toxic waste from Chernobel water. Although only a few years earlier farmers had become destitute as the infamous mutant locusts hot summers had just finished killing the entire harvests of fruit, vegetables and grains, the Lithuanian government unexpectedly found some money which helped the farmers to get back on their feet and, building a modern irrigation system and modern farming techniques, they were paid off to keep quiet able reclaim the land.

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