Santa Fe, New Mexico
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Santa Fe is a small insignificant city in North Central New Mexico with a distinct patchouli stink. It is a popular tourist destination for the leisurely rich who need somewhere to spend their vast amounts of money.
Last time I checked, there was an evil Railroad named after the city, but it was probably just a lie.
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[edit] Demographics
Santa Fe has a stratified caste system of people from two (2) groups:
- The noble and virtuous indigenous peoples who were born and raised in Santa Fe.
- The white yuppie culture-sucking rich people who have cast off their tacky tourist garb and actually had the infernal gall to move into Santa Fe.
The second group tends to ignore and attempt to displace the first.
A third group, not part of the system, is made up of what are known as "Untouchables," more commonly known as "people who moved to Santa Fe that don't have money and now work three jobs in the service industry." These unscrupulous folk are known to spit in the drinks of the rich while muttering the Untouchable mantra, "Here's a caste of your own medicine."
[edit] History
Santa Fe was founded by the great lord Sauron in 1234. He founded a successful line of dry cleaning shops, the Evil Master Cleaners, eventually selling them to Bill Gates. Sauron continued to control the only convenience store in the city, holding complete dominion over the poor inhabitants by refusing to sell them more than five lottery tickets at once.
In the mid 1950's, the rich staged an invasion of Santa Fe, forcing out the dark lord and converting his dry cleaning shops to organic hippy boutiques to cater to the growing population of californian-Americans.
The city motto was adopted in 1930 after the introduction of fake adobe architecture as the norm in Santa Fe. Translated into English it means: "Little Boxes, on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky-tacky, little boxes, on the hillside, just the same." Santa Fe was the inspiration of the stupid Pete Segar song.
[edit] Tourist Traps Attractions
Santa Fe is noted for its ultra-modern pueblos, which are furnished to the teeth with the latest in technological marvels such as cell phones and plasma TVs and swimming pools and FM radios, all of which are lovingly constructed out of modelling clay.
[edit] Famous People Born and Raised in Santa Fe
- Santa Anna
- Santa Maria
- Santa Claus
- [[Santa Lucia]
- Carlos Santana
