Santa Monica

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Saint Monica of Washington, Patron Saint and Mayor of Santa Monica

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Santa Monica is a California city recognized around the world as the Home of the Homeless. This phrase was coined by Dan Castellenata, a homeless person living in Detroit. It had many fun places like the 3rd Street Promande where for a small price you can get random Homeless to do things for money. Good Times, Good Times.

Saint Monica of Washington, the city's patron saint and new mayor, has pledged to reverse the fortunes of Santa Monica's residents. She is using her personal connections with Prince Albert of Monaco to stage a MonicAid rock-a-telethon to raise money so that each resident will be able to have a villa to call their own. Ex-president Bill Clinton will be playing sax with U2.