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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Sassenheim.

Sassenheim was created by the Germans during World War II to create a home (Heim) for their most awful military divisions the sa and ss. Their secret service came up with this name to mislead the underground and the allied parties. This of course failed miserably.

The village now has plans to go in complete hiding and submitted a proposal to become the new capital of Atlantis under the name Teijlingen.