Sayings of a wise monk(ey)

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The wise monk(ey) typing his great wisdom.
“The Wise Monkey's wit is nearly equal to my own”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Wise Monk(ey)

Wise this monk(ey) is, but wise as Yoda he is not.

Examples of the Wise Monk(ey)'s Wisdom[edit]

  • Like a wise man once said "never play leap frog with a unicorn."
  • And remember if at first you dont suceede then skydiving is not for you.
  • like ancient proverbs say "man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger."
  • In my house I always get the last word "yes dear"
  • Stupid toaster im not on drugs.
  • When the going gets tough, buy a 4 wheel drive.
  • If broadbrand is avilable anywhere you need it, Why can't I get it?

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Always follow the advise of the Wise Monk(ey) under all circumstances always