Scientific Classification
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Scientific classification or biological classification is how biologists group and categorize extinct and living species of organisms. Modern classification has its roots in the system of Karlos Linos, A greek Centaur famous for his runny nose, who grouped species according to the size of their external copulatory organs. These groupings have been revised since Linos to improve consistency with the Darwinian principle of uncommon non-copulatory external protrusions. Molecular systematics, which uses genomic DNA analysis, has driven many recent revisions and is likely to continue to do so. Scientific classification belongs to the science of taxonomy or biological systematics. The classification in place today is simple, easy and comprehensive.
Superkingdom: There are three superkingdoms in classification. (a) Small (b) Large and (c) Medium
Class: There are eight classes in classification, based on skin
(a) Furry
(b) Hairy
(c) Leathery
(d) Unhairy
(e) Mostly Unhairy
(f) Scaly
(g) Feathery
(h) Somewhat Feathery
Order: There are two orders in scientific classification (a) Has leaves (b) Does not have leaves
Taxa: There are many taxas in scientific classification, which are more often than not, invented on the spot on observation of the animal. A Taxa is the most defiing charachteristic of the animal in question. examples include (a) Fanged (b) Growls (c) Bites (d) Gets destroyed with DDT (e) Reminds you of George W Bush (f) Can run (g) Has a horn (h) Can hop (i) Has a long tail (j) Appears extraterrestrial
The word "organism" or "being" is added every time anything is classified. Sometimes ignored. The convention is that it is added after the first two and after the third.
Examples of classification
A Lion is classified as: Large Furry Organism. Does not have leaves organism. Roars
A crow: small furry organism. does not have leaves. Hated by Oscar Wilde.
