Scouse language

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A dialect of English spoken by Scousers. Scouse is exactly the same as English, except for the following rules:

• The gap between every second word in a sentence is removed
• The last letter of every word is dropped
• The 'o' sound becomes an 'oa'
• All discussions end in violence
• All speakers must have a moustache
• All speakers must wear a brightly patterned shell suit. (Known as a "Trakkie")

[edit] Famous Scouse Speakers

• The Beatles
• Geordie La Forge (see Star Trek)

Pete Price radio God