Sealese
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The language spoken by the various tribes of seals, residing in the sea regions of the world. They communicate both above and below water; the communicative mode termed growl (above surface) and bubbly growl (below surface) contain the actual sentences, while slaps with the fore and rear flippers on the surface of the water are used for emphasis.
The so-called creak noted by some ocean biologists are in fact a single sentence meaning "bugger off, stupidhead", occasionally with the addition "AND remove that microphone NOW - yes, i can STILL see it - you're not tricking anyone, you know". Thought by most linguists to be related to danish. Not to be confused with penguinese, which belongs to an entirely different language group.
