Sears Tower
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The Sears Tower is tall. Really tall. Like 2000 ft tall. Oh wait, those fucking skyscraper classifiers won't count the fucking antannae. D'oh! Oh well. The Sears Tower was completed in 1233 and has been the headquarters of those rip-off people called Sears. There is an observation deck at the top the is FUCKING HIGH. It is not to be confused with the Empire State Building. To tell them apart you just have to realize that the ESB looks like a giant penis
[edit] A big building
The Sears Tower is was the symbol of the American Empire. In 1945 Hitler-Man completely took it over. But nobody cared. But Jeff Gordon took it back when he won a bet he made with the Nazi.
Alot of people don't like the tower cause of it's narrow hallways. But most don't give a fuck.
On March 4, 2003, a very angry worker whoes keyboard wasn't working commited suiced from the sky deck. His last words were, "Well, it's better than going emo."
