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“Hush - it's a secret.... Fuck you.”

~ OW on secret pages

So you want to find the secret page? Scroll down? What? You can't scroll? Too bad.

















































Yes?

















































Can you REALLY keep a secret?

















































Well...

















































So can I...

















































But I can't!



“Where is this secret page you speak of?”

~ Captain Oblivious on secret page


















“God may have made me blind, but that didn't stop me from finding this article. Secret my ass!”

~ Stevie Wonder on secret page



































Though I should...

















































Well, maybe I shouldn't.

















































There are several kinda secret, you know.

















































This one is a page kind.

















































And I guess you wanna know?

















































What da secret page is?

















































Well, it's a secret!






“Holy hell, is this some kind of a fucking joke?! I'm way harder to find than this page, I didn't even have to try to find it! Even Captain Oblivious would find this page if you poked his eyes out and glued his fingers together!”

~ Waldo on this page

Its a secret!













































I can't tell you!

















































Though maybe I should.

















































After all, it is a page after all. But here is a potato for all of your hard detective work~

















“This wasn't very secret at all - anyone can figure out that there would be a page called "Secret page" that can found by typing it into the search box, including me. They should have written it in ROT13 instead. That would make it a bit harder to find.”

~ Captain Obvious on secret page

































Just a secret one.psssssss the Secret is you

the shit!

Don't See, It's A Secret![edit]