Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 25

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September 25: National Rememberance of the African Japanese(Southeast US)
also celebrated in other geographic regions as:
National Ride Your Hippopotamus to Grandma's House Day (Botswana)
National Drive Your Automobile on the Right Side of the Street Day (UK)
Neighborhood Ride Your Skateboard in an Empty Pool Day (Dogtown)
National Ride Sally Ride Day (Cape Kennedy, FL)
International Drag Your Butt Across the Carpet like a Dog Day (Living Rooms around the World)
Annual Ride Your Sister Bareback Day (The Commonwealth of Kentuckistan)

• 1 - God invents Grues to punish Jews who prosecuted Jesus.
• 179 - Vikings find the word "Viking" offensive. Change name to Berserkers.
• 1832 - 604th day in a row of no news to report.
• 1833 - Meteor shower destroys Paris. Rioting ensues.
• 1936 - Adolf Hitler takes second place to Herman Goering in the Third Reich All-Aryan Darts Championship. Goering promoted.
• 1999 - Britains Millenium Dome is voted 'most useable structure' for the new millenium
• 2002 - Some girl in Kentuckistan is raped after a terrible accident by a guy with a triple B, pregnancy ensues.
• 2006 - You log on and view Uncyclopedia; millions die.
• 2007 - Large dome shaped roof for sale,little used, one careless owner, offers invited

Birthdays for this day are most evident by putting an ear to a bedroom door on christmas day to hear the sound of thumping.