Sexual prowess

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Derived from the maritime word "prow", this expression comes from the mighty English. This maritime people that once ruled at least a third of the known world with their mighty ships, were simply showing their sexual drive in a more acceptable form -- in the form of big ships with big prows. They couldn't very well go around showing off their big pricks all over the world. That would have been too uncouth! So they chose to show off their prows.

Hence the phrase "sexual prowess" evolved from the fantastic sex drive of the famous English.