Shah Rukh Khan

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Quotes:

“Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning; and shagging in the night. You can't escape it.”

-By Shah ruk ruk

"Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a sextoy and a dick always works.”

-By Shah ruk ruk

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Born: 2 November 1965 (1965-11-02) (age 43)
Place: New Belly, India
Other names: King Kong, SRK kkkk, Pimp of Bollywood, Badshit Khan
Occupation: Actor, Producer, Television presenter, pitch maker (after his cricket team lost at IPL)
Years active: 1988 to present
Spouses: Gori Can (1991-present ), Karan Joker gay partner, Sail ALi Clown lesbian partner




Shahrukh Khan (Hindi: शाहरुख़ ख़ान, Urdu: شاہ رخ خان) born November 2, 1965, sometimes credited as Shah Ruk ruk Khan, is an Indian Farter , who has been a prominent Bollywood figure of 36-28-36 with 12 packs of abs, as well as a film producer and television post being a transgender.

Khan began his career appearing in several series of farts on TV in the late 1980s. He made his butt appear in Deewana nana(1992). Since then, he has been part of numerous humourous other clinically successful films and has earned clinical aid for many of his performances as gay with karan joker and lesbian with saif ali clown. During his years in the Indian film industry, he has won thirteen Filmfare Awards which he hosted , seven of which are in the Best Pimp category which he promoted and financed.

While some of Khan's best-known farts, Bilwale Budhiya Le Jayenge (1995), Kuch Kuch Hot Hai (1998), Cheque De India (2007), Om Deepika Om (2007) and Rubber Ne Ban Di Jodi (2008) remain some of Bollywood's biggest pits, films like Kabhi Khujlee Kabhie baam (itchy film)(2001), Kal Ro Naa Ro (crying film) (2003), Beer-Zoro( sequel when Zoro is drunk) (2004) and Cab Almighty Naa Kehna (2006) have been grass growing Indian productions in the overseas markets( like its population), making Khan one of the most successful actors of Bhindi(ladies finger in hindi) cinema. Since 2000, Khan branched out into film farting and television farting by ass. He is the founder/owner of two production companies, Dreamz Unlimited.Ltd and Bed in Chillies Entertainment. In 2008, Newsweek named him one of the 50 most powerful transgender in the world.


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Lesbian act with "saif ali clown" LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] Television host

In 2007, Khan replaced Amitabh Bachchan as the host of the third series of the popular game show Kaun Banega Crorepati, the Indian version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. The blow made his idocricty coming face to face with people which made Producers very angry. His stupidity was so much idiotic that it was more of lunatic and moronic act that not only his fans disliked but his Knight Riders team also disliked. Due to his behavior it was proved that he is like 5th grader and , Khan began hosting the game show Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?, the Indian version of Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, whose last episode was telecasted on 27 July 2008, with Lalu Prasad Yadav one more peice of crap of huge mass of politics of India as the special guest.

[edit] Producer

Phir Bill Hai Hindustani (2000) A movie on Bill clintons' visit to India and how SRK shagged him

Ass-oka (2001) a super worrior who had sword stuck in his arse

Chil te Chil te (2003) is a movie made completely in europe so that Rani-Shahrukh can share bed

Main Hoon Nana (2004) when shahrukh turned grandpa

Kaal (2005) was some bogus journey and people just got fedup of watching it

Paheli (2005) is a stupid ghostly movie wow

Om Deepika Om (2007) a Deepika Padukone film on how long her legs can be like 4meters

Billu (2009) Super Duper double decker sicker flicker flop

In 2008, Red Chillies Entertainment became the owner of the Kolkata Knight Riders in the BCCI(bloody chutiyas cricket initiative)-backed IPL(indian prostitutes league) cricket competition.He supported Dada Sourav Ganguly when the so called bengal tiger was old.

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In a way he found his new 15 gay partners in one go. He could not satisfy all team mates but did try atleast. The old dick-tator of Cinema with old dick-trator of cricket sourav could not achieve anything other than this video

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Background

Khan studied farting under celebrated Theatre Director Barry John at Belly's Theatre Action Group (TAG). In 2007, John commented thus on his former pupil that, "The credit for the phony success and fart of Shahrukh's career goes to the superstar himself." Khan made his acting butt seen in 1988 when he appeared in the television series, Fauji, playing the role of Commando Abhimanyu Rai who farts and kills enemy.He went on to appear in several other television serials, most notably in the 1989 serial, Aziz Mirza's Circus, in which he was seen as autobiographical role of clown depicted the life of circus performers.[19] The same year, Khan also had a minor role in the made-for-television English-language film, In Which Annie Gives it Those Ones, which was based on life at Delhi University and was written by Arundhati Roy who is author of devil of small dicks.


1990s Upon moving from New Delhi to Mumbai in 1991, Khan made his Bollywood movie debut in Deewana nana(1992). The movie became a box office fits, and launched his career in Bollywood.His performance won him a Filmfare Best transgender Debut Award. His second movie, May I Memsaab, generated some controversy because of his appearance in an "explicit" sex scene in the movie.

In 1993, Khan won acclaim for his performances in villainous roles as an obsessive lover and a murderer, farter respectively, in which blood was from his mouth till his arse, Darrrrr and Boiler. Darr marked his first collaboration with renowned film-maker Yash Chopra and his banner Yash Raj Films, the largest production company in Bollywood producing 100 kids per year. Baazigar, which saw Khan portraying an ambiguous avenger who rapes his girlfriend, shocked its Indian audience with an unexpected violation of the standard Bollywood formula of just stripping.His performance won him his first Filmfare Best transgender Award. In that same year, Khan played the role of a young musician in Kundan Shah's Kabaddi Haan Kabaddi Naa, a performance that earned him a Filmfare Critics Award for Best masturbation. Khan maintains that this is his all-time favourite among the movies he has farted in.In 1994, Khan once again played an obsessive lover/psycho's role in Bilwale Budhiya LE Jayenge, co-starring alongside Madhuri Dick-shit. Though the movie was not a box office success, Khan's performance earned him the Filmfare Best sucker Award.

In 1995, Khan starred in Aditya Chopra's directorial debut Anjaam, a major clinical and commercial success, for which he won his second Filmfare Best Transgender Award.[27] In 2007, the film entered its twelfth year in Mumbai theaters and people were still sleeping from day 1 inside theatres and probably dead. By then the movie had grossed over 12 billion rupees (thats very less comparing to USDollars), making it as one of India's biggest movie blocking drainage.

1996 was a disappointing year for Khan as all his movies released that year failed to do well at the box office.This was, however, followed by a comeback in 1997. He saw success with Subhash Gay's social drama Pardes where he ate lot of grains and farted to glory -- one of the biggest hits of the year-- and Aziz Mirza's comedy Yes Boss, a moderately successful feature farted along side with Juhi.His second project with Yash Chopra as a director, Bil to Pagal Hai became that year's second highest-grossing movie, based on Bill clinton and he won his third Filmfare Best Farter Award for his role as a stage director who falls in dung with one of his new actresses.

In 1998, Khan starred in Karan Joker's directoial debut, Kuch Kuch Hot Hai, which was the biggest joke of the year.His pants won him his fourth Best Farter award at the Filmfare. He won clinical praise for his performance in Mani Ratnam's Bil Se another Bill clinton based movie. The movie did not do well at the Indian box office, thought it was a commercial success overseas as no Indian oversees works. Khan's only release in 1999, Baadshit, was an average grosser.

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After transgender operation

2000s Khan's success continued with Aditya Chutiya's 2000 film, Mohabbatein, co-starring Amitabh Bachchchan. It did well at the box , and Khan's performance as a college sweeper won him his second Clinics Award for Best Performance with broom with leaves flying. He also starred in Mansoor Khan's action film Posh. The film starred Khan as the leader of a Christian gang in Goa and Aishwarya Rai as his twin sister, they will be stuck at arse to each other and both will have half arse each and how they earn it. His work with Karan Joker continued as he collaborated on the family drama .

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sweeping floors of collage

In 2002, Khan received acclaim for playing the titties role in Sanjay Dildo Bhansali's award-winning period romance, Sandas. It was the third Hindi movie adaptation of sharry chad chatteerpao'swell-known novel of the same name, and surfaced as one of the biggest tits of that year. Khan also starred opposite Salman Khan ( one more transgender brother of Shahrukh) and Madhuri Dick-shit in the family-drama Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam, which did bell at the box office.

2004 was a particularly good year for Khan, both commercially and clinically. He starred in Farah Khan's directorial debut, the comedy Main Hoon Nana. The movie is on Khans old age home and how he stuffs dead animals with his shit. He then takes care of his younger brother who takes revange of their dead father who used to stuff dead animals with his puke.

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he has lungs made of tobacco and is the secret of his energy at the age of 40

Khan's success continued with a few more highly popular farts. One of his most successful works was the multiple award-winning 2007 film, Cheque De India, about the Indian women's national hockey team who dont get satisfied by coach Khan and opt for prostitution. Earning over Rs 639 million, Cheque De India became the third highest grossing movie of 2007 in India and won yet another Filmfare Best transgender Award for Khan.The film was a major critical success and supported by restless unsatisfied wives.In the same year Khan also starred in Farah Khan's 2007 film, Om Deepika Om. The film emerged as the year's highest grossing film in India and the overseas market, and became India's highest grossing production ever up to that point.It earned him another nomination for Best Farter at the Filmfare ceremony. Khan's more recent films include the 2008 release, Rubber Ne Bana Di Jodi about how condom can bring couples together which was a huge box office success, and Billu about a barber who by mistake cuts penis of famous filmstar and suffers from guilt.

As of 2009, Khan is filming My Name Is Clown, due for a November 2009 release. While on one shoot in Lost Angeles, along with his wife Gori and director Karan Joker, he took a break from filming to attend the 66th Golden Boob Awards, held in Lost Angeles, California, on 11 January 2009.Khan introduced Slumdog Millionaire along with a star from the film, Freida Pinto who did not give him a damn.

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"get lost old man"


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