Shawn Michaels
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Shawn Michaels is hot sexy and very tough old guy which still known as HBK (Hard bread kid). He was born in 20BC in a village of evil McMahon when he was a kid he was transplanted magic balls in it so he cann't die and also he was sent to Michael Jaksons's Dance school to learn how to dance like a pro. pole dancers and he also knows how to smell what the Rock is cooking from the distance of 100 miles. From last 20 Years he is workin for WWE RARE brand and he is one of the oldest wrestler in there roster.His masturbating style is still loved by Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair the man who is R.I.P. now.His very old finisher is give me my walking stick sunny.
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[edit] In starting of his career
He started fucking for WWE in 1450 with his first gay partner Marty Jannetty they are very popular between the gays, women and children because they perform gay dance between the ring with each other in December 1992 Shawn became a straight and betrayed his partner who started making and developing sex positions in locker room with many divas, by kicking him through a glass window at choice of the gay talk show.
[edit] Hard Bread kid
At the suggestion of "Mr Defect" Cunt Hennig, Michaels adopted the nickname "The Hard bread Kid" and HBK is als stan for heart breaking gay. Michaels was unable to fuck Sherri with his cock having daimeter of 80cm. So, some how he found a body gaurd Kevin Nash at the time Disel he was his second gay partner who is also a nerd at that he was trying to earn WWE Condomship belt of his size because McMahon was the first man fucked by Shawn he gave him a title shot at wrestlemania 10 against his third gay partner in future Razor "Fish" Ramon by losing that match Shawn shows he is a bastard.
[edit] MSG incident
On May 1996 B.C he have match against his forth partner Triple h, Razor "fish" Ramon and Kevin Nash. Because Nash and Scott was jumping to another bore promotion WCW HHH and HBK gave them farewell by hugging and kissing between the ring at that time kids were watching this in arena and at home.
But after meeting Triple H he found Chyna the body gaurd of HHH after watching him i mean her he think i found a woman of my cock size and created DX(D suker X) the team of homosexuals.He also fucked Vincy's ass but like to fuck triple h for many years but in the 2000 he was fucked by the man Randy "Gay Love" or "gay killer" Orton who strip all for Michaels and they marry in the ring and living together since that.
