Sheeple
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Sheeple are a name given to the 25% of the American population that believe that the government is behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and not a bunch of pissed of muslims.
[edit] Etymology
Sheeple is thought to have derived from the A-rab word "¥º¤—†," literally meaning "tiddlywinks." Missionaries sent by Grand Poobah Charlemagne of the Holy Moley Empire. Along the way, it changed from meaning tiddlywinks to sodomy. From there, it traveled to the Americas with the Spanish conquistadors where the natives translated the word ¥º¤—† to Joe Rogan. The Cajuns were the first to use the word "sheeple" to describe retarded half-monkey half-man hippie noobs who write in leetspeak and other abbreviations without knowing what they mean. It was later expanded to included white people who purposely use ebonics on their myspace page because they think it makes them look cool.
[edit] Random Lyrics to a South Park Song
Gonna get down on my knees and start pleasin Jesus I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
[Second verse same as the verse]
