http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/gems/shinola-can.jpg Shinola is more of a concept than an actual shoe polish.
"Shinola is a metaphysical reality that exists as the polar oppisite of all that we know; hence the difference between shit (the waste of organisms) and Shinola is the difference between the basic, the real, and the ideal. Shinola is all that we aspire to."
- Orson Welles' untimely death was the result of a visit to a Shinolan brothel. His last words were not, as popularly thought, "Rosebud," but rather "Dammit, agh! Fuckin' syphillis!"
- Shinola has the highest suicide rate of all three of the cities in Wisconsin.
- The city was discovered and named by famous Mexican explorer Ponce de Leon, who was searching for the fabled Fountain of Youth. Instead, he found Shinola.
- "Shinola" is an Algonquin word meaning "shit else." Between Beer and Cheese, Wisconsin has Shinola. Shinola does not have pussy.